Mommy Thoughts Thursday {MOLES}

Yupp. I have moles.


They are so cute, you should see them. I'm covered in freckly dark spots.


They've always been the bane of my existence. I've always hated them. They always get bumped & hurted (already speaking mommy language). The ones on my hips cried out in pain when the "low rise" thing was in style in junior high. Or is that still in style? Hmph, my body will never be low rise worthy again anyways... Who cares.


Well you see I have a few thousand frecklies on my tum tum. 


Now that my tum tum is the size of Mount Everest. I have a Chocolate Chip belly. My freckles are skewing and stretching. They look like chocolate chips. Oh geez, now I have a craving.

anyone wanna bring me some chocolate chip cookies & skim milk?