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• I eat a pint of ice cream almost every night.
• Sometimes I forget to brush my teeth
• I have some one else clean my house
• I rarely do my own laundry
• I don't cook gourmet meals. When I do cook it's usually crotch pot.
• I don't read my bible daily.
• I never wake up on time.
• I don't take good "blog pictures"
• I rarely shave my legs
• Most of my "projects" are an unfinished mess in my "craft" room
• I don't bake
• I have stretch marks and a flabby belly
• I eat McDonalds, and enjoy fast food
• I have old left overs in my fridge
• I love my husband's feet
• My child is usually just in a diaper at home.
• My toenails usually are half painted. Ya know, left over from that pedi 2 months ago.

Just a little insight to a few of my quirks. 

A very AWKWARD post...

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In lieu of akward and awesome Thursday...
I have a very AWKWARD question to 
ask my dear (read: understanding and 
forgiving) readers.


So we all now know that I'm knocked up.
{Lover hates it when I say that. He says 
it's just not as pleasant as "expecting," 
which is why I say it anyway. Wink}


One of the worst side affects of this loving 
and kind 1st trimester is gas.


Yes. You heard me right. Gas.


Not the pleasant "Ooops, excuse me! Hehe!" 
kind of gas. Like big ole grown man farts.
I know, that's not exactly lady like, but 
I must be candid in order ask this question....


When going to the restroom... in a public 
facility... and you let a little raunchy toot slip 
(because it's inevetiable when you 
are preggers)...


Do you say excuse me?


I mean for crying out loud, this is THE 
place to do that sort of thing, but it certainly 
didn't go unnoticed. Will saying "excuse me" 
just make things more awkward? Or 
do you do like I do? Say nothing and 
wait til the coast is clear to make your 
escape so that no one knows who did it?


Hm.... 


I really need your help here. 

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I'm awkward and awesome!!!

Awkward and awesome:

Awkward.

Pterodactyl: to everyone else is an 
extict dinosaur. To me, it’s a 
mosquito hawk. Most of my friends 
and family know that I call mosquito 
hawks pterodactyls. When I speak of 
them and forget that most sane people 
don’t call them pterodactyls. Awkward

'squita hawk

pterodactyl

My bird shirt I wore today

check out those wings!

Rushing away from church with my 
husband after he’d been gone for a week

A 12 yr old couple playing tonsel 
hockey in the mall. 
I couldn’t help but stare.

Taking pictures of yourself in the 
bathroom at work so that you 
don’t miss pleated poppy’s WiWW

now that's an awkward picture

Co Workers asking what RJ and I 
did Friday night when he got back from 
his weeklong trip. Were they expecting me 
to say something like “play dominos?” I mean, 
why put me in that predicament.

Talking to myself in the bathroom 
and then realizing I’m not alone.

...and i'm having the hardest time remembering the second w in 


awkWard.

Awesome.

Coming home to a husband who 
was cooking dinner for me and had cleaned 
up the apartment so that I can relax and 
read in my bubble bath.

Renting a movie with the husband and 
being able to actually watch it instead 
of multi task while “watching” that same night.

My bird shirt I wore today.

check out that awesome pattern!

Godly co workers; more importantly 
a Godly supervisor.

Getting to make up missed time at 
work from the flu instead of 
going w/o pay








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